Rohit Sharma.... is funnyish

And just like ancient Rome all blood stained, wine soaked,...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 14:43:39 -0400

And just like ancient Rome all blood stained, wine soaked, follicle littered roads lead to this…

The season 1 finale of “The Struggle” rightfully called The Break up. Watch as these modern gods (Jim Rhodes and Rohit Sharma) duke it out as they answer life’s most challenging quandry….

Did you pick up my headshots?

Robots may not be a bad idea

Tue, 16 Oct 2012 16:31:00 -0400

My friend Jim and I are currently in the process of shooting a web series, The Struggle, and we are constantly looking for crew to help us shoot. We are doing this project for no pay. Yea that sucks, no body likes to work when they get paid, why the fuck would they want to do anything for free.

This is why we need robots.

They don’t have any other obligations than to do work.

They don’t have to go outside and enjoy a sunny day,

They just fucking work;

they don’t have to go on a date on Saturday night,

They just fucking work;

You don’t even need to feed em, cause they just fucking work.

So if you can help me reach my dreams of bringing the story of two struggling 30 somethings to life, please for fucks sake send me some robots that can help us shoot this fucking web series.

Sara Benincasa Lives Here: Advice To The Brand New Comedy Person

Tue, 02 Oct 2012 14:27:07 -0400

Sara Benincasa Lives Here: Advice To The Brand New Comedy Person:

sarabenincasa:

I got a letter from a guy who is just starting out in the comedy world. And I don’t know much, but I know a few things. He wanted some advice, so I wrote him back. And then I figured I would just put this up for anybody who wants to read it.

So. You graduated from school with a degree in…

"I want an audience when I do something. Not for doing nothing. Existing does nothing, it costs..."

Fri, 31 Aug 2012 12:01:20 -0400

““I want an audience when I do something. Not for doing nothing. Existing does nothing, it costs people money. You shouldn’t be rewarded for that. You should strive for success, not non achievement. Unless you turn around and can accomplish something, work harder. but if you can’t just enjoy your birthday and feel warm inside when you get all of these messages. Barack Obama in this motherfucker.””

- Rohit Sharma on why birthday wishes are meaningless.

The Struggle kicks off with a lot of struggle.

Fri, 24 Aug 2012 11:04:24 -0400

Yesterday (Aug. 23) we kicked off our first shoot of the “The Struggle” and let me tell you it was a struggle, haha. The room we needed was locked even though we reserved it, Leslie was stuck in traffic for and hour and a half and my boy Ricardo wasn’t able to finish his tour of Beverly Hills as he planned. Having said that, I believe were were able to complete our scene with great success and had fun doing it. But that’s what The Struggle is all about. Life never really goes as planned. We just have to prepare for it or fail laughing.

I love Lobsta Rolls

Wed, 22 Aug 2012 14:11:48 -0400

I’m not sure of a situation where a lobsta roll wouldnt improve any situation.

I’m saying if was in a knife fight and my arm gets chopped right off buy a dull bladed knife and the guy that chops my arm off says “Hey Rohit, you want this lobsta roll?” I would stop crying and eat the lobsta roll and for that 30 seconds, my world would be fine.

I’m saying that if I was hanging off of a 15 story building with one arm and someone said “Hey Rohit, you want this lobsta roll?” and the only way i could get it is by letting my hand go so you can place it in my hand, for that 30 seconds until i hit the ground, my world would be fine.

I’m saying that if i woke up in the middle of the night and someone was robbing me, they enter my bedroom and they have a gun on me and they are yelling give me all of your shit now! and i reach over to my bed stand and pick up a lobsta roll and eat it, for those 30 seconds my world would be fine.

Busy Chris Rock Is Just Itching for Dirty Work

Wed, 01 Aug 2012 16:19:39 -0400

Busy Chris Rock Is Just Itching for Dirty Work:

“I’m ready to curse,” the actor and comedian said. “I’m ready to really, really be a bad boy.”

I'm A Mistaken Asshole

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 14:34:00 -0400

I like how my actions are considered “being an asshole”, but I didn’t just start acting like a dick out of nowhere. I feel like I am misunderstood. I will say that when I come across logical things and people choose illogical responses I turn into an asshole , I am 100% guilty of that.

The minute our conversation turns from:

“I understand what you’re saying” to “but I don’t want to because its too hard…”

I can’t control myself, maybe because I think i’m right all the time.

Strike ~~maybe~~, I am right all the time! (said with a big grin on my face, hahah).

Here is the one problem with my actions and responses, if i keep telling you what you say is stupid, eventually you will stop talking to me, I got to figure out a way to bridge ,

“what your saying is stupid” with “my idea is correct and this is why”.

I dont know how to do that, that is my current life problem. I come off too aggressive and lose the person i’m communicating with because they think i’m being a dick.

That is a real problem for me, to be right but not have anyone listen cause i’m “being an asshole”.

New Seinfeld something about nothing.

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 16:36:28 -0400

New Seinfeld something about nothing.

No More Jesus in Boston

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 16:53:22 -0400

Dear Ray Allen,

You have made so many amazing plays for the Celtics over the past 5 years and you won a championship. I praised you like no other, and yelled Jesus more times in 5 years then I could ever count.

However your recent signing with the Miami Heat is disgusting and I now have to hate your guts.

Come one bro I hope you can admit that you fucked up.

Sincerely go fuck yourself.

"We might be too fat to ride horses."

Mon, 09 Jul 2012 17:24:44 -0400

“We might be too fat to ride horses.”

Don’t want to get a sun burn.

Fri, 29 Jun 2012 17:27:59 -0400

Don’t want to get a sun burn.

Weight loss drug approved!

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 16:19:00 -0400

Weight loss drug approved!:

See ya later Jenny Craig, Hello Aunt Jemima.

I know when they say you need to continue a healthy diet and exercise there is the proverbial “wink, wink” “nudge, nudge” I’m looking foward to smooth sailings and no regrets while eating California’s best pizza and burgers.

Thanks America for bailing out the troubled, lazy and crumb covered people you animals have been attacking for years over our shapely bodies and hearty appetites.

Louis CK Thinks the Next iPhone Will Be Invisibly Thin And Help You Masturbate Better

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 14:47:35 -0400

Louis CK Thinks the Next iPhone Will Be Invisibly Thin And Help You Masturbate Better:

Pizza on Wheels

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 16:12:21 -0400

Pizza on Wheels:

Detergent poisons kids

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 14:00:00 -0400

Detergent poisons kids:

First things first, I use this detergent and it smells great, so I’m not surprised that kids are eating it. Second, if your kid is eating soap then you are a shitty parent. You shouldn’t leave this stuff just lying around. Third, if the kid continues to eat detergent you should probably be worried about all of this kids activities cause soap is just the tipping point.

This kid kills me, he’s hilarious

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 12:11:11 -0400

This kid kills me, he’s hilarious

I love pizza

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 18:06:16 -0400

I went to bed last night and I am enclosed by two pillows and then I reach over for my pizza slice(it’s a pizza pillow that Preeti gave to me), and I think to myself I’m 30 years old, isn’t it a little odd that I am sleeping with a slice of pizza? Then I thought, who does that effect other than me, but then I thought, how long should I be sleeping with stuffed objects? Can I be 50 and sleep with a slice of pizza? That is disturbing, haha. Then I thought to myself , I don’t think I’m ever going to be a “normal” adult, never ever, legit. You need to know this. I’m not going down a normal life path and its evident in everything I do. I just realized that about myself last night. That if I want to sleep with a slice of pizza for the rest of my life, I’m gonna do it.

I made it to the top. It wasn’t looking good for me. As...

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 18:21:00 -0400

I made it to the top.

It wasn’t looking good for me. As you can see, I worked up a good sweat. I didn’t think I would make it to the top, cause quite frankly, I didn’t think it existed.

But lets be honest, whats the deal with hiking anyways?

1. You are out in nature - I dont give a shit about nature up close and personal. The way I view nature is its nice from far but far from nice.

2. You get to separate yourself from the city life - I love the city. I love having people and things around me. I don’t need to be alone. Love me, need me, listen to me, over indulge me.

3. Enjoy nature for nature - Fuck you. It’s quiet out there all you can hear is the sound of your feet crunching on the ground. That’s not a pleasant sound. Oh and you can hear when animals dart out of the shrubs and try to scare you cause they are pissed that you are walking around in their hood. Nature can do its own thing for all I care. I can enjoy it from my couch or from hundreds of miles away.

In closing, “hey nature, sorry I intruded yesterday. I’m gonna stay in the city. Where if a mountain lion is walking around, hes fucked, not me”

So I saw this sign as I was walking in. It’s a great...

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 18:20:00 -0400

So I saw this sign as I was walking in. It’s a great little notice to put up that there is a Mountain Lion on the loose. Oh and if you aren’t ravaged by the mountain lion his buddies the Rattlesnake, bobcat, coyote, tick and various snakes will be sure to greet you and make sure you have a very enjoyable hike. I swear I wish I didn’t read this very informative 8 1/2 x 11 warning sign of the dangers that nature has to offer cause that’s all i could think about while I was going up this death trap of a mountain.