Imagine if you washed your face and you looked up in the mirror and you are a new person, well thats where my wild imagination took me. 

Cookie Pizza

As delicious as cookie pizza looks, it will be the death of me.  I have no self control and I can assume I would incorporate ice cream into this. 

Cookie Pizza

Bin laden dead

Is the fact that Bin Laden is dead gonna fix and or change stuff or is it the same feeling you get when your sports team wins the championship

Bin laden dead!

So…. does this mean that osama gets all those virgins now………lucky bastard

Gas prices are out of control, I can’t afford to pay my bills, my car just broke down, my cell phone sucks, I gotta loose some weight, I haven’t eaten in hours but wait …..all is well, cause bin laden just died

Gilbert Notified

This man is so funny on the stern show and has such an amazing voice, and is heartless and that’s why I think he’s top notch.

C3P0 at the Star Wars reunion show that I was in at Geek Week at Improv Boston

Guy leaves apartment to find all 4 tires missing, pretty shitty.

  • DR:

    how was the rest of the weekend

  • Rohit:

    not bad, u?

  • DR:

    sucked

  • DR:

    someone stole all 4 tires and wheels off of my car

  • Rohit:

    whattttttttt??? the fuck

  • Rohit:

    where ?

  • DR:

    right outside my condo

  • DR:

    came out sunday am....care was up on jacks

  • DR:

    no more wheels

  • DR:

    worst part...

  • DR:

    when they took the wheels off...the driver side slammed to the ground

  • DR:

    messed up the rotors and bottom of the car

  • Rohit:

    the least they could do is steal nicely, why do they need to leave their criminal mark? fuckin assholes, does insurance cover it?

  • DR:

    ya...but i gotta pay 500 deductible

  • Rohit:

    u got to pay for being robbed? im upset

  • DR:

    correct

  • Rohit:

    fucking take the car

  • DR:

    i have to pay them 500 to look at my car on jacks

  • DR:

    pretty cool right

  • DR:

    the cop shows up

  • DR:

    puts his donut down

  • DR:

    with a full mouth...looks over and says....WOW...that sucks!

  • DR:

    thanks pal

  • Rohit:

    did that really happen?

  • DR:

    on my life

  • Rohit:

    rofl

  • DR:

    got out of the car...walked around it...

  • Rohit:

    sorry, but im tearing up

  • DR:

    said...i feel for ya man

  • DR:

    got back in his car...said....ya....its been happening

  • Dr:

    then drove off

Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell on Sesame Street.  

What if they appealed the don’t ask don’t tell policy on Sesame Street, Would everyone be ok with that?

This guy is an extreme gamer….Hot or Not? 

I don’t know I might look good like a beach blond…Hot or Not?

Are you getting a quality cut here or is the focus on something entirely different?