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“That’s the problem with so many of these young guys, they think it’s all attitude. But it’s got to have jokes under this weird persona, under your crazy glasses, under your crazy voice. Whatever gimmick you have.”
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Chris Rock
From HBO’s Talking Funny starring Chris Rock, Ricky Gervais, Jerry Seinfeld, and Louis CK.
Legendary
Fed up with rising gas prices,guy is going to start riding his bike in suburban community to fight back.
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Rohit:
Just gave the millipore man of the week award out to james for "Burning the Midnight Oil NOT the Bureaucratic Oil". He has decided to stop driving his car to fight the rising oil prices and he worked overtime all week
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Ocho:
wtf...
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Ocho:
this guy is rediculous
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Rohit ohh yea
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Ocho:
so how is he getting to work
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Rohit:
bike
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Rohit:
electric bike
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Ocho:
electric bike?
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Rohit:
im not even sure what that means , but he is done driving soon
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Ocho:
good for him... but unfortunately no one cares that he isnt driving his car
This chick has a great head of hair. Hot or not?
Anderson Comedy’s MATT D. has an earnestly meek...
Big up to a great comic!
Corporate take over isnt always nice
Big Idaho has a stand up comedy show on 4/30 @ Old Court
Improv, Stand up, and sketch all rolled up into one
Saturday, April 30th @730 ~ Stand up Comedy Show
Old Court - Upstairs
29 Central Street, Lowell, MA
When you take an ID picture you want to make sure that people can’t steal your identity.
WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
I was 3 or 4 years old and I found this lamp that I felt the need to play with. This particular lamp did not have a lamp shade on it at the time. Well as the curious child that I was, I decided to “read” the warning label on the power cord and of course I had to turn the lamp on in order to see the words. I placed the turned on lamp on the couch cushion and started reading away like a 3 or 4 year old would. All of the sudden I smelled something burning. I saw that the couch has a bulb sized burn mark on it! I unplugged the lamp and put it away as quickly as possible. Now I was pretty smart for a child, cause I made sure to flip the couch cushion over so that no one would find out. Days later my mother was cleaning up and saw the burn mark on the cushion and asked me I i knew anything about it. I obviously denied it and lied to my mother. But i’m pretty sure she asked me again the next day and I caved and fessed up to the whole thing. That was probably in 1984. I kept that couch until 2008 with the same burn mark and the lies continued coming.
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Its the beginning
Rohit Sharma has a voice and people need to hear it!
