I want to build a community of funny. Funny thoughts, funny ideas, funny people, funny videos.... but lets face it there will be other things on here that have nothing to do with anything funny
And just like ancient Rome all blood stained, wine soaked, follicle littered roads lead to this…
The season 1 finale of “The Struggle” rightfully called The Break up. Watch as these modern gods (Jim Rhodes and Rohit Sharma) duke it out as they answer life’s most challenging quandry….
Did you pick up my headshots?
“I want an audience when I do something. Not for doing nothing. Existing does nothing, it costs people money. You shouldn’t be rewarded for that. You should strive for success, not non achievement. Unless you turn around and can accomplish something, work harder. but if you can’t just enjoy your birthday and feel warm inside when you get all of these messages. Barack Obama in this motherfucker.”
— Rohit Sharma on why birthday wishes are meaningless.
Yesterday (Aug. 23) we kicked off our first shoot of the “The Struggle” and let me tell you it was a struggle, haha. The room we needed was locked even though we reserved it, Leslie was stuck in traffic for and hour and a half and my boy Ricardo wasn’t able to finish his tour of Beverly Hills as he planned. Having said that, I believe were were able to complete our scene with great success and had fun doing it. But that’s what The Struggle is all about. Life never really goes as planned. We just have to prepare for it or fail laughing.
I’m not sure of a situation where a lobsta roll wouldnt improve any situation.
- I’m saying if was in a knife fight and my arm gets chopped right off buy a dull bladed knife and the guy that chops my arm off says “Hey Rohit, you want this lobsta roll?” I would stop crying and eat the lobsta roll and for that 30 seconds, my world would be fine.
- I’m saying that if I was hanging off of a 15 story building with one arm and someone said “Hey Rohit, you want this lobsta roll?” and the only way i could get it is by letting my hand go so you can place it in my hand, for that 30 seconds until i hit the ground, my world would be fine.
- I’m saying that if i woke up in the middle of the night and someone was robbing me, they enter my bedroom and they have a gun on me and they are yelling give me all of your shit now! and i reach over to my bed stand and pick up a lobsta roll and eat it, for those 30 seconds my world would be fine.
“I understand what you’re saying” to “but I don’t want to because its too hard…”
“what your saying is stupid” with “my idea is correct and this is why”.
New Seinfeld something about nothing.
Dear Ray Allen,
You have made so many amazing plays for the Celtics over the past 5 years and you won a championship. I praised you like no other, and yelled Jesus more times in 5 years then I could ever count.
However your recent signing with the Miami Heat is disgusting and I now have to hate your guts.
Come one bro I hope you can admit that you fucked up.
Sincerely go fuck yourself.
Don’t want to get a sun burn.